Dani's Random Talk

thankyouforthelemon:

conversatanparade:

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

when i was younger, i was excited about growing up because of this very reason and this very reason only

(Source: conversationparade)

netlfix:

netlfix:

does anyone want to buy my roof? i’ll sell you it for free

i guess you coud say, it’s on the house

spncrthesmth:

how to break a teenage white girl’s heart

step one

• join a band

step two

• make songs about things that range from sex to things that dont even make sense

step three

• begin an intimate gay relationship with the lead singer but deny it

step four

• change your name to ryan ross

step five

• leave the band

(Source: mountincest)

sassynun47:

making my way down town 

walking fast 

now i am out of breath

(Source: unfghanistan)

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

rosecoveredtardis:

benedictcumbergasm:

hurpaderp:

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house

double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away

triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond

(Source: purgeparty)